- kinzy: okay so he was talking shit about kathleen to sarah, so i texted him to back the fuck off and stop doing that. he said make me and i said just fucking stop. and he said no and all this other shit. and i said dude all i want is for u to stop, jeez would u like a tampon? and he said whatever, the last thing i need is for a looser to be txting me, and i said im a looser? go count the friends that actually like u! and he said wow that the best u got? and i said bitch i could go on for hours but i dont want a fight cause i know i will win and i just want u to stop talking shit.. and he said fine ask me nicely and i said okay princess, would u like ur tampon on a silver platter? and he said youu are so imature to be cussing and everyone hates their exes and i said really bitch? kathleen didnt hate you, untill now... and he said go ahead tell her i dont give a shit about anyone (but i was with her lawl) and then i said did u get ur gfriend by stalking her? and he said no she actually cares about me. and then i was all uhuuu.... and he was like whatever i hate u, stop texting me......
- funniest thing of my life!
- me: LOLOLOLOLOL I love you so much
The moment you're alone in the elevator.
Then you realize that there’s a camera in there
(Source: dreamalittlelarger, via purelyawkward)
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When you see a funny post on Tumblr
You sit there and laugh to yourself like
While other people in the room look at you like
(Source: diahannasaur, via purelyawkward)
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